Seriously...

So this post is mostly to rant my irritation, shake my fist you might say, at those who appear to be clueless about such things. I had a message on my answering machine from a sister in our ward who wants me to substitute for Lincoln's Primary class on Sunday. Here is the funny catch, Not only is Sunday my due date, but if that were not enough reason NOT to want to chase a bunch of 5 year olds around the church, there is that other thing... I am the Relief Society President; Generally I think that means you are unavailable to substitute for Primary. Intriguing thing is, this is not the only thing that has happened.. I Personally think that when a woman crosses that 37 week mark of pregnancy, you leave her ALONE. Obviously here in Missouri the thinking comes as slow as the driving. Last Sunday we had to give the opening and closing prayers in Sacrament meeting, not generally a big deal unless you are about to pop! By the time I got to the podium I was totally out of breath. And the day before on Saturday we were informed we had a cleaning assignment at the church building. My own toilets have been semi-neglected for 2 months now, like I am going to go clean the church's. SHAKING FIST!